But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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