My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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