have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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