I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i came on her dog
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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