Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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