Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
we should paint friendship bongs
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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