So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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