i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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