I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I could fuck to npr.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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