Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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