is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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