Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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