That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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