im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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