Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
This toilet bowl is my home.
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