Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
no you cant smoke seaweed
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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