I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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