I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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