i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
