Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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