Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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