I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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