Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
