so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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