Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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