The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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