on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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