Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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