weddingsv make me drug and hornr
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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