After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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