Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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