so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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