I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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