the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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