We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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