Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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