I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
