I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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