She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
only if we run a train.
done.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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