i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
