He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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