So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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