I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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