we have pet lesbian snakes
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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