She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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