But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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