I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I wish life had little blips of pornography
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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