When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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