Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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