On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm passing your future prison.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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