is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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