Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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